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Lenox St. Their songs still sound like martial Eastern Bloc national anthems to me, and yes I do mean that as a compliment. That was always part of their mystique. Just like Europe. Aboukir — Digital Introversion This presents as a standard psychedelic mushrock album, drenched in reverb and pot-haze sleepy, and it does indeed maintain that vibe a good eighty per cent of the time.
The result is the rare exercise in dream-pop and dream-rock that actually achieves the quality of a reverie. How the heck did that happen? But who buys mushrock physicals anymore? It seems a cartographic waste. Also, the lyrics are short on the sort of grounding specifics that make projects like Tales Of Great Neck Glory such a hoot. Adele — 30 Adele, notes and anecdotes. The scene: Gospelfest at the Prudential Center in Newark. Before the stars start to testify, there are hours of amateur performances: kids, mostly, moved by the spirit to sing.
The crowd loves it. Cut to and pumpkin-picking season in the Hunterdon hills. The point is not that Adele is making classic music even though she thinks she is.
This is absolutely a tradition worth upholding — coal heaped into the ovens of the ambitions of people determined to be heard over the white noise and howling static of an indifferent world. And yes, that does include glee club kids, and sincere Christians, and muppets of various shapes and colors. Adele is something of a muppet herself, both in her constant appeals to Statler and Waldorf, and her tendency to fling herself at the song just as Kermit uncoils his froggy limbs and spins when he has something to declaim.
Some of the Motown resurrections are absurdly stylized, right down to the too-busy bass guitar and cliched soul-sister backing vocals. Then Adele sits down at the piano and gives it to you straight, with those big, sonorous vowels, those precise, effulgent articulations, and that shredded upper-register whine, and she reminds you of why the choir has adopted her as their spirit animal. Her lack of imagination suddenly becomes an asset. You want to find the place where it hurts, and turn that pain inside out.