Below I take a stab at answering some of questions I get asked the most frequently! This FAQ has gotten ridiculously long, as I keep inserting questions over the years as they are asked of me.
Some of the more prurient questions I have left out in consideration of good taste. Some of them I have left out for privacy's sake. Some of the more ridiculous questions have been included below in the hope that people will read them here and never ask me again. I have created this page so that you, humble reader, may know the slant of my mind.
My thoughts being much prone to wandering, to read this URL is to come as close as you ever will to being inside my head. If you should manage to read this whole page, you will know me better than many who have known and associated with me for years. It is perhaps a hopeless task to dress a man in words and make him live again in print; nevertheless, I endeavor here to do my best.
At any rate, I hope you find something useful or interesting, or perhaps which even makes you laugh. Developing this FAQ has provided me with untold hours of creative entertainment! Being so fun to write, I suspect at least a few readers will find it equally fun to read. Here I stand naked in front of the world, so to speak. Knowing this, it is unreasonable that you should wish to continue. Questions or comments? Is there something wrong with your eyes? A: Why not sunglasses?
There is nothing wrong with my eyes. Q: In all your pictures you are wearing ties. A: Hell no! It's just an act! I never wear a suit if I can help it! I might wear some kind of tweed professorish-thing to work, but if I wanted to wear a grey or blue suit to work everyday I would have become a lawyer like everyone else in my family.
