It gives me a lot to work with. Like, a lot. Have you seen my nightmare scenes? Threepio leaves, and the love theme from Romeo and Juliet plays and hey look, Anakin brought dinner you guys!
What a guy. Just another day in the life of Anakin Skywalker. Anakin says:. You know what? I take back my earlier promise not to mention this again: what in the actual hell is going on with the Council? Obi-Wan then drops this in response, and you know, this man tells some whoppers in his time, but I think this one might take the Properly-Garnished Fruitcake:. Back at Anidala HQ, Anakin and Padme have apparently gotten fully dressed again already β¦ and are back to staring wistfully at the horizon:.
And OK, Amidala: get it together. I guess this happened once. Who knew? All right then, Jedi, you do you. Anakin Skywalker: Aware of his strengths.
Anakin, predictably, is not super into this idea. Why do they want Padme to do this, anyways? And Obi-Wan. Obi-Wan Kenobi, you guys. He is just the most supremely smug little shit about this:. What the hell are we going to do with this guy. I swear to God.
So Yoda tells Anakin that they need him to help them get Padme to do their bidding. For whatever weird reason that has nothing to do with you being frequently naked around her, she seems to listen to you! And Anakin relents. I would like to point out that this is at least the second time in this series that Anakin has grilled someone on their sexual past. I cannot fathom how Princess Leia ended up as a snarky, sassy-faced hardass who takes no shit from anyone with these two for parents.
