Not just any old men, either: mega MAGA manly men with testosterone mixed with crypto cash oozing out of every orifice. He bulked up during the pandemic, rocking bigtime masculine energy β indeed, so much masculine energy, fellow nerdster Elon Musk challenged him to a cage fight at the Roman Colosseum.
Unfortunately, this awesome bout never materialized. As for Musk, his Big-D energy rules. Great men are rising. Here in the Great State of Florida which, if you look at a map, looks appropriately phallic, manliness flourishes like tumescent mushrooms after a hard rain. George Armstrong Custer, and John Wayne. Females have been running amok over the last hundred-odd years, wearing trousers, voicing their opinions, asserting their bodily autonomy, even voting.
Want more of our free, weekly newsletters in your inbox? The solution to this abhorrent feminization? Affirmative action for long discriminated-against white guys. It was easy: New College simply lowered academic standards and admitted a bunch of baseball players. Now the governor has turned his attention to the University of West Florida, appointing a new board member, a right-thinking fellow from Boise State U.
Feminism, says Prof. Ditto for med school and the law. They have one job, and that job is babies. She needs a beach babe body and a compliant attitude.
Good looks are essential in MAGAmerica. He says this with love, you see; he understands women, especially young women β very young women. The patriarchy gets a bad rap these days, but here in Florida we embrace it and then go make it a sandwich. America is full-on masculine again: guns, boots, trucks, well-done 48 oz. Diane Roberts is an 8th-generation Floridian, born and bred in Tallahassee, which probably explains her unhealthy fascination with Florida politics. The Tampa Bay Times e-Newspaper is a digital replica of the printed paper seven days a week that is available to read on desktop, mobile, and our app for subscribers only.
