Once again, we feel compelled to dive deep into the somewhat depressing, solidly entertaining and eternally disturbing world that is Lubbock's Craiglist. It's a pit of hopelessness, despair, depravity, and amateur ahem plumbers. Looking at the various categories, or "communities," one stood out today that I had never checked out before.
I honestly thought that there would be a long list of amateur conspiracy theorists, street corner preachers and general whack-a-doos.
You know, like Facebook. That's it. Just ONE entry. Unlike the "Missed Connections" section, which is still a digital dumpster fire. At first, I was also taken aback by the fact that the anonymous poster in question had misspelled the word 'religion. When I clicked on the post , I found an explanation for the perceived spelling error, as well as a fairly heartfelt plea for togetherness and a question of choosing the correct path. I have a "Live Friendly" courtesy pie that resides in my heart.
As long as my heart is beating, the pie is baking. I will begin each tomorrow, sharing my pie with as many souls as I can reach. Dammit, now I just want pie. I don't need saving, I don't need redemption; I need a slice of cherry pie. Lance Ballance Published: May 24, Share on Facebook Share on Twitter. Meme Courtesy of imgflip. Screenshot: Craigslist. Get our free mobile app. Photo by Alexander Mils on Unsplash. LOOK: What are the odds that these 50 totally random events will happen to you?
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