How could we ever forget Jack Berger? He dumped Carrie in a Post-it and then she had to get stoned just to deal with those seven words: "I'm sorry, I can't. Don't hate me. Well, it was only a matter of until Carrie ran out dudes in Manhattan and had to go back in time to her past. Good thing her high school BF Jeremy is in town visiting, on his way to a nearby mental institute.
Oh, and total bonus: He's cute. Over in Los Angeles, Carrie ran into this smooth talker who said he was Matt Damon's agent and he had the pretty swanky pad to back up. Turns out that pad belonged to his boss, Carrie Fisher. Fact: Everyone's an assistant in Hollywood.
Also, miss you, Vince Vaughn! Carrie and Bill Kelly's relationship was rather charming. He was a politician running for city council, and she got to tag along wearing Jackie O-inspired outfits. Sounds perfect! But then he asked her to pee on him and things went downhill from there Carrie tried to date a fellow writer, Vaughn Wysel such a writerly name, right? But it doesn't matter how awesome your mom is, Carrie can't get down with premature ejaculation.
Oh crazy Carrie and her crazy experiments. After Big breakup No. Turns out, he's a f--k buddy for a reason. Also, we love the Beeper King. Oops, wrong show!
Just in case you weren't entirely sure that therapy is probably a bad place to pick up a guy, Carrie allows herself to be seduced by Seth, only to find out he's in therapy because he loses interest in women right after sleeping with them. And that's when Carrie decides she dooesn't need therapy to deal with Big breakup No. So Carrie and Jake didn't actually go all the way, but pre-dreamboat status B. Coop's floppy hair is definitely noteworthy.
