I've always wondered what the discography of Pink Floyd would have been like if their albums had "bitch" in the title. So I've made a list. Let's imagine the band formed in and went on to be a leather-clad imitation of Judas Priest called Pink Bitch. Instead of singing about bicycles and flying through space their oeuvre - that's French for a type of handcart - consisted of songs about trucking and hard-headed women.
Or perhaps they were an all-female band in the mould of Girlschool, but with a dreadful manager who insisted they make it clear on every single bloody album that they were women. Let's have a look at Trespasser. It's a video game from Everybody loves Jurassic Park.
It was an ambitious film that combined a solid adventure story with memorable characters and state-of-the-art special effects that have held up remarkably well. The Lost World , not so much.
It's generally dismissed nowadays as a typical lates blockbuster marred by some maddeningly unlikeable prote-a-goan-ists and a plot that ends and then begins again. Solid, but uninspiring. Less hatefully awful than Godzilla , good on a technical level but full of plot holes. I haven't seen it, I can't comment. Trespasser was marketed as a continuation of The Lost World 's story. A video game with cinematic production values and some clever technology.
Jurassic Park is a simple adventure story at heart, and although the effects are fantastic they have a purpose. They support the story and they're subservient to the drama. Trespasser isn't like that.
